Favorite movies: Mean Girls (2004)

“Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me.”

oceanashenue:

so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

  • *favourite character appears*
  • me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*

masqueradehfx:

x/x

Harry doing the “OHHHHHHHH look at you gurlfriend!”

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

zayn malik: a summary (insp)

thewicked-eternity